You're probably wondering why I chose Lina (well, actually, you're probably not at all, but
instead just decided that I was psychotic as soon as you got here, and only went to the
Why? section for a laugh). There are many reasons. First, the whole fireball thing. If you don't know, I am an acclaimed pyromaniac. And
in my book anyone who can shoot fire is worth worshipping. Second, she's short. I'm short.
Ha. A similarity. Third, she is just SO insanely cool! And fourth, she has FANGS!
Fanged people are kawaii! Hee hee hee... *continues to giggle insanely and has to be carried
off by the nice men in white suits*